I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Pooping to opera.
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