we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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