Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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