party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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