just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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