ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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