i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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