And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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