Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So much Jack, so little girl.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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