If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I need a beard to bite.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I love you.
Bad choice
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