This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I can't put those talents on a resume
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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