I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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