so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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