apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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