i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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