She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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