I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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