I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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