brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
home. puking in laundry basket.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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