Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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