That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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