She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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