So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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