It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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We are two peas in an std pod
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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