This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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