We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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