You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
how can u be prego again
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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