Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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