Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
