Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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