What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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