the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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