if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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