It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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