I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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