3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Randomize
