Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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