I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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