fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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