I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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