is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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