remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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