he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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