who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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