You surviving the open bar?
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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