you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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