we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
