Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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