So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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