do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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