Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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