there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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