I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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