Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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