It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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