some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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