So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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