We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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